Forward to a Colleague
August 21, 2006
BBC 1, BBC 2, BBC Snakes
Hello Filmspotting Listener,

From Chicago, this is The Dope Sheet ... I'm Sam Van Hallgren.

The world has Snakes Fever, and the only antidote is more Filmspotting. Your favorite Yankee movie podcast was invited by the most respected news source in the world to share their thoughts on the release of "Snakes on a Plane." A link to Adam's appearance on BBC Radio Five Live's "Weekend Breakfast" program this past Saturday morning can be found in the the Filmspotting Message Boards.

Nothing particularly revelatory, and short, but quite an honor to be invited on by the BBC. And if you haven't checked our boards out lately, feel free to jump in. Listener Alex Knesnik is moderating things and it's halfway resembling an actual online 'community' now -- whatever that means.

And speaking of respected broadcast organizations, just a reminder that this week's podcast (Filmspotting #120) is our special monthly Chicago Public Radio show. We'll have reviews of "Little Miss Sunshine" and "Snakes on a Plane," plus an interview with "Brick" writer/director Rian Johnson and this week's Top 5: Filmspotting University, the five films we'd like every young filmmaker to see.

We'll review "The Illusionist," as originally planned for this week, on an upcoming show ... On Friday we'll post our monthly "bonus" show featuring reviews of "The Lady Eve" and the new comedy "Accepted."

Sam's 'Theory' of Comedy
Day 2 of our honeymoon in Door County, WI, Carrie and I went out in a kayak and managed to get the worst sunburns we'd ever had in our lives. Shins, knees, shoulders, back: scalded. Good times. The severity of the burn didn't reveal itself until later than night, so we managed to sneak in a traditional Door County Fish Boil(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_boil) before suffering the worst of the symptoms (dizziness, nausea, fitful sleep, searing pain all over our bodies). We were pretty useless the next day, so the next night we decided to stay at the bed and breakfast and watch a couple of DVDs. [Can I add here that I can't say or even hear the term "B&B" without thinking about the scene at the bed & breakfast in David O. Russell's "Flirting With Disaster" ... Decrepit old B&B owner to Ben Stiller and his entourage: "You're not good B&B people!")].

The B&B had a small DVD library, including a copy of "Blazing Saddles." I'd brought my own copy of "Anchorman" because, well, just because. (OK, why DID I bring a copy of Anchorman on my honeymoon? Everybody now -- you too, Adam: "Afternoon Delight.")

Anyway, here's an excerpt from an e-mail from long-time listener Stuart Kazanow in Reisterstown, MD:

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"What makes Adam and Sam laugh? Something you throw in just to laugh, not worrying about structure or social commentary or whatever. I know Sam has a soft spot for Will Ferrell films, but that's where my understanding ends.

Yes, this e-mail is prompted largely by your dissing of one of my five favorite comedies of all-time ["Bringing Up Baby"]. And yes, I do understand it is all subjective. I just need to believe you have funny bones that don't require involvement from the head or heart.

Please once again consider my request for a top five Comedy for Comedy's-sake list. I'm becoming increasingly afraid that the "film snob" title may be applying."
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After the "Bringing Up Baby" debacle brought up all manner of theories about the subjectivity of comedy (as a way to defend our intense dislike of a classic film), and after more than one listener (see above) questioned whether Adam and I enjoyed comedies (!?!?!) or even liked to be entertained (come on now), I decided it might be a good idea to have a head-to-head, cage match-style viewing of two comedies from two different eras. One well-loved comedy firmly entrenched in the Comedy Pantheon, the other a personal favorite still awaiting the AFI's seal of approval.

Some of you may remember that #1 on my Top 5 Overrated Movies list (back on Cinecast #32) was "Mel Brooks movies." This wasn't the pick that infuriated most people (it was actually my 6-10 that prompted the most hate mail), but it bothered several people that I would just lump in a director's entire career into a single slot. At the time, I think I said, "now ... don't get me wrong ... I think these movies are fine ... funny even, but maybe not deserving of their 'classic' status."

I'd seen Blazing Saddles, The Producers and Young Frankenstein (#6, #11, #13 on AFI's list of the 100 funniest movies of all-time, respectively) recently enough -- and had been disappointed by them -- that I felt justified. But there was a part of me that thought maybe I'd been a little hard on Mel Brooks. That maybe I wasn't remembering just how funny the movies were. And now that I had this whole new theory about comedy (that it's such a subjective genre that it's unfair to rank them as you would any other genre) -- and a terrible sunburn -- I thought it was a good time to re-examine Brooks and compare one of his classics to a movie that I think is really funny. And I think it's a particularly fair comparison because both movies have no ambition beyond making people laugh.

We started with Blazing Saddles. I couldn't even get through the whole movie. I was bored and uncomfortable (say the N-word one more time, please, just for me; and yes, I know Richard Pryor co-wrote the script; that doesn't make it funny). And I wasn't laughing at all. Carrie made me keep watching until Madeline Kahn showed up. After her night with Cleavon Little's Sheriff Bart, I had to shut it off. Somehow it was even worse than I remembered. I didn't even laugh when Mongo punches the horse.

And then we put in Anchorman. I had it in my head that I'd seen it recently, but it wasn't actually true. Last spring I had watched "Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie," the second movie they assembled from the "Anchorman" footage (which isn't that great and only occasionally funny). So I actually hadn't seen Anchorman since seeing it in the theater two summers ago.

I'm pretty sure I didn't stop laughing for a single second. From Ferrell's "I love scotch ... scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly" to Christina Applegate's "there are literally thousands of other men I should be with instead of you; but I'm 72 percent that I love you" ... it's all gold to me. Somehow it was even FUNNIER than I remembered.

And before I try to explain why I think Anchorman is better than Blazing Saddles, let me just say this for the record: I want to officially outlaw the ranking of comedies. Creating an "official" list of the best movies in any genre is a pretty ridiculous (that's why we do it on Filmspotting every week!), but it's particularly ridiculous when it comes to comedies.

OK. (Clears throat.)

Why Anchorman Is Better Than Blazing Saddles

[Bart and Jim are wearing KKK outfits to infiltrate the enemy's lynch mob]
Jim: [spotting Bart's black hands] How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?
[Taggart whips off Bart's hood]
Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens.

"Blazing Saddles" is cynical, dated, mean-spirited and offensive, but that's not why I think "Anchorman" is a better comedy. My big problem with "Blazing Saddles" is that it's always willing to sacrifice plot or character -- or reality, for that matter -- for a joke. It completely resists the satisfaction of becoming attached to the characters or their relationships. It never stops undermining the very world it's created. And when that happens, all you've got is a series of gags and jokes. You may think those gags and jokes are funny. I didn't. The movie has no heart. It has no affection for or loyalty to its characters. And so I had no affection for its characters. I didn't care about them, I didn't like them, and I didn't think they were funny. And before you make the claim that the very same thing can be said about "Anchorman," let me say that you're wrong.

"Anchorman" certainly doesn't take its plot or its characters very seriously, but the movie never undermines either just for a laugh. The writers have affection for the characters and the characters have affection for each other. There's a sincerity to the relationships that gives the absurdity some context. And for the most part, a joke is never an end unto itself -- it's almost always consistent with a character and frequently moves the plot along.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy: What are you doing?
Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
[an A-bomb mushroom cloud is reflected in Ron's eyes; the knock-down drag-out fight begins]

Thanks (again) to the utter subjectivity of comedy, I will now step off my soap box having convinced absolutely no one that "Anchorman" is better than "Blazing Saddles." Thank you for your time and attention.

Van Tastic!
The name change, or how a Hallgren became a Van Hallgren. How listeners responded:

The Good: "Van Tastic!!!! 'Nuff said." -Dave

The Bad: "Over the last two weeks, you've dedicated sizable portions of the show to Sam's wedding. I've really enjoyed this insight into your personal lives - that is, until show #119. Some might take news of Sam's name change as a touching testament to his true union with Carrie. I, conversely, will take it as a cautionary tale of why never to visit Wisconsin, where castration is obviously still en vogue ... It was fitting that you also reviewed Oliver Stone's toothless World Trade Center on #119. The only thing missing was the Top Five Men-Who-Become-Their-Woman's-Bitch films..." -Scott

The Incomprehensible: "Thank you for your antics -- adoption of your wife's name just made my day! And just when I thought you couldn't be more ridiculous. I will continue to stay tuned to your podcasts to listen to you equate the value of your opinions with film makers who actually produce something, and to hear your ego swell a little larger each week." -John

The Valid: "I'd like to congratulate you on getting married -- but have some questions about your choice of name ... Hallgren sounds pretty Scandinavian and isnt "van" a dutch word???" -Jonas, in Sweden

A Modest Proposal: "So now we've gone through two name changes: Cinecast to Filmspotting, and Sam Hallgren to Sam Van Hallgren. Your listeners will be able to adjust, but in the interest of avoiding future controversy, why not go whole hog and merge both of your identities into one single mega-host. You already sound alike -- this is the logical next step. I propose: Filmspotting, with your host, Sadam van Hallgrenaar." -Sandy

OK, so first of all, Jonas is right: Hallgren is Swedish; "Van" is Dutch (meaning "from"). So unless there's a Dutch town somewhere in Sweden, the name is very misleading.

Whatever. It's not the first time that an American has bastardized a name. My legal name is now Sam Van Hallgren (actually, it's Joseph Samuel Van Hallgren, if you want to get technical), and for those who are curious to know a little bit more about why I did it, here's the story.

When Carrie and I first started talking about marriage last fall, I told her that I personally felt uncomfortable with the idea of her changing her name. Not because I didn't want her to take my name, but because I felt like the whole notion of a woman automatically taking her husband's name was a pretty archaic concept. But we talked more about it and we decided we really wanted our family (if/when kids came along) to have the same last name. Mom, Dad, Kids and Pets. The whole family. Same last name. So Carrie was prepared to become Carrie Hallgren. And then this Spring we were joking about combining our names. Just kidding around. Sam and Carrie Halldeest. Carrie and Sam Deestvanhall. Sam and Carrie Vandehall. Carrie and Sam Van Hallgren-Deest. Sam and Carrie Van Hallgren. "Wait a minute," we said. That sounds pretty cool. Sam and Carrie Van Hallgren. Like "Van Halen" but "Van Hallgren." "Why not?" we asked ourselves. Carrie gets to keep the "van" handle that she grew up with, and I get to keep "Hallgren" unsullied.

But then we really had to decide whether or not to go through with it. The wedding was approaching. Carrie was starting a new job and needed to know what name to put on business cards. And. It was really hard for me. Did I really want to change my name? Honestly, a big part of me didn't want to. And I was nervous about how people would react. And then it occurred to me: this is exactly what Carrie was prepared to do. Change the name she had lived with for nearly 30 years. And that's why I decided to do it. Because it was hard to do. And the first rule of marriage is compromise. And what better way to embody compromise than to make a compromise of our surnames? At the end of the day, it was more important for my wife and I (and our kids) to have the same last name than for me to have the (exact) same last name as my mom and dad and brother.

And I did, as expected, receive a few hostile e-mails from listeners about the name change. I certainly don't claim to be more enlightened than any of our listeners, but why, other than tradition, is the husband's name superior to the wife's name? It seems a fair question to me.

[Editor's/Adam's note: Sam left off one more modest proposal. Since his name still technically includes "Sam" and "Hallgren," why not just keep it Adam Kempenaar and Sam Hallgren for the show? That said, Sam quite eloquently explained his reasoning above and I fully support his decision.]

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I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. Sign up for a Peerflix account now and you'll be entered to win Noah Baumbach's debut Kicking and Screaming: Criterion Collection, out on DVD this week. The winner of "Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier" will be announced this week on Filmspotting #120.

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